14.11.12

Shaping up

Apple
'Busty'
Hour Glass
Pear




I wrote this big ranty article about how much 'body shape' marketing annoys me, but this basically sums it up.



Don't let a marketing team tell you what bits of you are crap and should be hidden. They clearly want to remove any pesky three dimensional attributes that make us into a badly designed 'body shape'. Then they could just mass produce vague sack garments to swathe our identically acceptable bodies in.

Instead you should buy a Gisela Ramirez 'FUCK FLATTERING' crop top (here) and wear the shit out of it all the time. With hot pants.
Who wouldn't trust the advice of that psychotic glare?

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