A Confederacy of Dunces...

After a particularly crap week I had a meeting with the super hip art collective that let me pretend to hang out with them. Not all of us were there, but there was enough of us to ensure we didn't get anything done. 

Check out how great we are here. 

Rachel, Coffee, Lizzie, Me, Paddy

Things became hilarious within minutes.

Beautiful Osaro was also there for ornamental reasons.
You may check out her ridiculously successful tumblr here

So we did some Hard posing.

Lizzie is a furry.

She hung yo her sad bovine head and decided to leave fighting crime for another day.

Jeffrey Campbell shoes.

Lizzie and I in our day to day crime fighting gear.

All our shoes had a party.

Lizzie is insanely talented and amongst other things has her own clothing line
Here's Osaro modelling some beautiful things..
Check out Supercreep here

Buy me this immediately...

Typical. I lose my job and Asos Curve comes out with this. 

As if that wasn't tempting enough, they also have it in gold. GOLD DAMMIT!

Buy it for me here.

Full Figured Fashion Week

I hate only finding out about these things via Evans facebook update. Because following shops on facebook always makes me feel really cool...


But Full Figured Fashion Week is happening. Of course plus sized bodies can't be represented in a normal fashion week. Who knows what would happen? We might eat a Louis Vuitton dress, or crush a model we've mistaken for a giant chicken wing. In any case, it's a matter of safety that we are not allowed on the premises.


So Gwen DeVoe and Sonsi (sponsers of Full Figured Fashion Week) have taken it upon themselves to create an event for plus size women and through all my grumbling, I thank them for it. As I say, if regular fashion week doesn't want my money, I'm more than happy to give it to those who do.

And then, in bloated desperation...

I took some pictures of me in an outfit I love, poncing around in front of my bookcase.

If you're ever feeling crap, I would highly recommend posing about the place until your Mum takes pictures of you so you'll stop.

Dress: Asos Curve
Shoes: New Look Wide Fit
Stockings: Evans
Earrings: Asos
Necklace: Lazy Oaf